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Old 07-26-2007
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Re: Jokes

Those were great, thanks!

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Originally Posted by wrxsti View Post
TAKE TWO
To the optimist, the glass is half full. To the pessimist, the glass is half empty.
To the engineer, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.
TAKE TWO.ONE
To the engineer, the glass is currently holding half its' rated capacity.
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