There was a lawyer going to work. He saw a kid playing with dog poop on the sidewalk. He says "What are you doing with that poop?"
Kid says "I'm making a lawyer."
Lawyer goes to work and tells the judge about the kid. Judge goes home on the same sidewalk. There's the kid again.
Judge says,"What are you doing with that poop?"
Kid says' "I'm making a lawyer."
Judge says, "Why don't you make a judge?"
Kid says "I don't got enough poop."