A lady goes to her priest one day and tells him, "Father, I have a
problem. I have two female parrots, but they only know how to say one
thing."What do they say?" the priest inquired. They say, "Hi, we're
hookers! Do you want to have some fun?"
"That's obscene!" the priest exclaimed, then he thought for a moment."You know," he said, "I may have
a solution to your problem. I have two male talking parrots, which I
have taught to pray and read the Bible. Bring your parrots over to my
house, and we'll put them in the cage with Francis and Peter. My parrots
can teach your parrots to praise and worship, and your parrots are sure
to stop saying that phrase in no time." The woman responded, "Thank you,
this may very well be the solution." The next day, she brought her female
parrots to the priest' house. As he ushered her in, she saw that his two
male parrots were inside their cage holding rosary beads and praying
Impressed, she walked over and placed her parrots in with them. The
female parrots cried out in unison: "Hi, we're hookers! Do you want to
have some fun?" There was stunned silence. Shocked, one male parrot
looked over at the other male parrot and exclaimed, "Put the beads away,
Frank. Our prayers have been answered."