A burglar breaks into a house with a parrot. As he prowls around looking for valuables, the parrot keeps saying "Jesus is watching you...Jesus is watching you" at intervals. The burglar rolls his eyes and continues to search. Finally it occurs to him that Jesus might be the name of the parrot, so he says: "Hey bird! What's your name?"

"Moses," said the parrot.

The burglar just laughed and said, "What kind of people name their parrot 'Moses?'"

"The same people who named their pit bull 'Jesus,'" said the parrot.

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