An Englishman, A Scottsman, and an Irishman are all sitting together at a bar. In front of each man is a full fresh pint of beer. Suddenly three flies come in from outside, one fly landing in each mans beer.

The Englishman looks at the fly in his beer with disgust, pushes it away declaring, "Thats disgusting, I can't drink my beer with a fly in it."

The Scotsman looks at the fly in his beer, reaches in with two fingers and pulls the fly out throwing it away, "Well I'm not gonna waste a perfectly good beer."

The Irishman clearly angered reaches in, grabs the fly and holding it over his beer yells, "Spit it out you little bastard, thats my beer...."