"Wants to believe"?

Ever since you've started your new "Nostradamus" act, you've spewed nothing but nonsense, with a healthy mix of arcane nonsense. People don't "want" or "want not" to believe you - it isn't a matter of belief - it's a matter of you making no sense.

So, I think the option "accept that no one 'wants' to believe" is probably a good one, though I'd amend it to say "accept that pretending to be a prophet is silly."

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