Yes.

Perhaps you might ask them that.

I was "born" with a genetic predisposition to screw puppies. Does this mean I should be able to get laws changed so that I can legally DO so ?

Make law and society recognize my sick tendency as something that is to be considered a "normal" and "healthy" relationship between me and my fuzzy friends ?

Maybe I could even get married to fido when he/she matures ?

Contract law with fido :-)