I just now, finally, got around to looking at the winning video.

I wish I hadn't.

String Ducky!?

Are you kidding me?

What kind of crap is that?

Messrs gato_gallejero and speakeasy seem to have
lucked onto a runner-up video featuring some
good-looking girl from a Scandinavian country.

Scandinavian girls are exactly what String Theory
needs more of
to make a believer out of me!

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From the fury of the Northmen, Good Lord, deliver us.