Thread: Do You Carry A Gun?
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Old 12-21-2007
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Re: Do You Carry A Gun?
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Generally speaking, that'll only get the bad guy caught. It won't deter an nattack at all.

If I'm in a rough area, and feel threatened, I'll dial 911, and keep my thumb on the "Send" button. If the need arises, I can hit "Send" and drop the phone, leaving my hands free to to draw and aim my sidearm...
Now that would be a funny 911 call to be replayed on Fox News.

Hot News Babe: And here we have the audio of the 911 emergency call...

911 Operator: 911 Emergency Assistance. How may I help you?

Steve: ...

911 Operator: 911 Emerg...

Steve: *BLAM* *BLAM*

911 Operator: 911 Emergency Assistan...

Steve: Hey, oh, hi. Oh, I'm good, thanks. Picking up my casings...give me a sec. Anyways...send a meatwagon to...

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