Yeah i mean i know some states that no matter what you get manditory jail time like OH you'll get 30 days with 27 suspended, you'll have to spend a minimum 3 in jail from now (its been on the books for a year or so) and also you have to have an attorney, you can't represent yourself as the judge forces you to (or can force you) to get legal representation. That does cost a fortune. As for being close cousins to hookers...i'm not even go there!