Could you imagine walking around and your dad is Osama Bin Laden and all you want is maybe a nicer house and more time to go on vacations so that you and your wife can relax and actually screw again? Poor guy. He can't even say what's on his mind, which is, "On one hand violence is bad and on the other, the west should just stay out of there because those people are so crazy that even though my dad is Osama Bin Laden I would prefer to live in like, Cairo".