Originally Posted by Wallaroo

I guess its time for some more racial danish jokes. Im just translating them from danish sites, so dont kill the messenger!


Why do negros hate God? Wouldnt you do that too if you had pubic hair on your head?

Why is the Koran so big? It has to contain the entire danish welfare law.

What do you call a negro with a wooden leg? A stick in a shit.

Whats the simularity between a negro and a Christmas tree? Both of them got colored balls.

Whats the most common present for mothers day in Turkey? Shaving cream.

Whats the difference between a limp dick and a spick? The first is a hell to get in - the other is a hell to get out.

How can you tell if the burglary was committed by a spick? The garbage can is empty and the dog is pregnant.