Wow....close to the mark. Here's a joke I posted on another site and got no reaction. In fact someone thought I was serious.

So first I best say: This is not a suggestion, it is a joke. And no, it is not intended to be racist or defamatory.

Thought it may be a good idea to split Iraq in two, what with the Sunnis and the Shi'ites always at each others throats. If we split it down the middle we could call one side Sunni Iraq and the other side Shi'ite Iraq.