Originally Posted by goober

An old man goes into the confessional
He tells the priest "father, I've been married for 42 years, always faithful to my wife, but the other day I was waiting for the bus, when a huge dark storm cloud appeared and it began to pour, I stepped into the doorway of a nearby building to get out of the downpour, there was a young woman there who also had been waiting for the bus.
She said "I live in this building, would you like to come inside, to get out of the rain"
We went into her apartment, her roommate another beautiful young lady was there, she asked if we wanted a glass of wine while we waited for the rain to stop.
Well, we had a glass of wine, then another one, and another one, and the girls started giggling, and before I know it the three of us are naked, and I'm having sex with this one, and then with that one and this goes on for hours..

The priest asks "when was your last confession"
The man says "I've never been to confession before, I'm not a Catholic"
The priest asks "Then why are you telling me this ?"

The old man says "I'm telling EVERYBODY !"