Monday morning a recently divirced man calls his wife's divorce attorney:

"Is Mr. Howe available? I had a few questions for him."

"I'm sorry sir, Mr. Howe passed away several weeks ago. Could Mr. Dewey be of assistance?"

"No thanks, it wasn't all that important."

Next day, the guy call the attorneys office again.

"Is Mr. Howe available? I had a few questions for him."

"I'm sorry sir, Mr. Howe is unavailable, he passed away several weeks ago. Could Mr. Cheatem be of assistance?"

Once again, "No, that ok, it was not too important"

The man calls back again on Wednesday:

"Is Mr. Howe available? I had a few questions for him."

"Sir, I've already told you twice that Mr. Howe is unavaible. Do you not understand he passed away several weeks ago? Why do you continue to call?"

"Oh, I understand he is dead. I just enjoy hearing it at least once per day!"