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Old 06-20-2008
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Re: Carbon Belch Day is June 12th

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Originally Posted by Alex View Post
Do your part! Save the planet from whining climate alarmists!
Carbon Belch Day


....my personal carbon belch will be :



I am pretty happy about that nice high carbon belch! Yes, I know it is nowhere near AL Gore's! He is in a league of his own! But still, it is pretty damn good!!

In anticipation of Carbon Belch day: I am not recycling. I am super cooling the house every day- even when I am at work. I drive as fast as I can even up to red lights. I am flying A Cessna 172 at least 3x per week for 2 hours per trip - JUST FOR FUN!!! I am cooking most of my meals on my gas BBQ and using the gas to clean the BBQ by cranking up the heat for 15 minutes or so. I am eating meat with every meal -almost exclusively veal or beef. I am cutting my lawn with a gas lawnmower once a week and severely over-watering too. I am power-washing and hosing down the driveway at least once a week - using HOT salt softened water. I am taking very very long showers twice a day- an average of 15 minutes per shower (my wife too!) . I leave as many of the lights on in the house as I can - even when not home. I do not own any CFL bulbs and have no plans to, ever.

Well, thats about it, I am just trying to do my part! I hope you'll all participate!!

PS - don't forget to buy your Carbon Belch Debits (CBDs) -- a meaningless term that will have just as much impact on Al Gore’s "planetary emergency" as the carbon credits. Cheers!!
Why not just put flaming bag of shit on Al Gore's doorstep, ring his doorbell and run away gleefully? That would probably be less childish...

If you are going to conduct a protest or a harmless hate crime, wouldn't it be more sadistically fun for the object of your hate to be aware of it?
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