This election will be decided by the dead. The voting dead, that is. And the dead want change we can believe in (tm).

Hey, the dead have been voting in Chicago for over 60 years! Now, thanks to Obama's inspiration, the dead are coming out across the country to vote...

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"The most important single central fact about a free market is that no exchange takes place unless both parties benefit."
- Milton Friedman

"The quickest way of ending a war is to lose it."
- George Orwell