A Rabbi and a Priest are sitting next to each other on a cross country flight.

A little while into the flight, the Priest leans towards the Rabbi: “Is it still true that you’re forbidden to eat pork?”

“Oh, yes, yes it is” replied the Rabbi.

The Priest asks “Have you ever slipped?”

“Oh, yes”, says the Rabbi. Some years back, I enjoyed a nice ham sandwich”.

The Priest nods and leans back in his seat.

A little while later, the Rabbi leans towards the Priest.

“Is it true that you have to remain celibate?”

“Oh, yes”, replies the Priest. "I was required to take a vow of celibacy upon entering the Priesthood”.

The Rabbi asks “Have you ever slipped?”

“Well”, says the Priest, “to be perfectly honest with you, not long after entering the Priesthood, I enjoyed the company of a woman in my bed”.

The Rabbi nodds his head and thinks for a second. He leans over to the Priest and says “Beats the shit out of a ham sandwich, doesn't it?”

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