CRABS

A man boarded an airplane in New Orleans with a box of frozen crab.

A female crew member took the box and promised to put it in the crew's
refrigerator, which she did.

The man firmly advised her that he was holding her personally responsible
for the crabs staying frozen, and proceeded to rant at her about what
would happen if she let them thaw out.

She was annoyed by his behavior.

Shortly before landing in New York, she announced over the intercom to the
entire cabin, 'Would the gentleman who gave me the crabs in New Orleans,
please raise your hand?'

Not one hand went up. so she took them home and ate them herself.

Men never learn!

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"Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways - Chardonnay in one hand - chocolate in the other - body thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and screaming "WOO HOO, What a Ride!"