What's the difference between a clever midget and a venereal disease?


Well, the first one's a cunning runt...



And what's the similarity between a camera and a condom?
They both capture magical moments.

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The intellectual journey that had began with Copernicus displacing humans from the centre of the Universe and continued with Darwin’s insistence that humans are merely modified monkeys has finally focused in on the very essence of life. And there was nothing special about it. The double helix is an elegant structure, but its message is downright prosaic: life is simply a matter of chemistry.
- James Watson