Originally Posted by wrxsti

Obama the traveling saleman and his coworker were cruising through the North Dakota counrtyside on the way to another series of cold calls.

The coworker, who was driving, suddenly spotted a sheep with its head caught in a barbed wire fence. He slammed on the brakes. grinning, and said "hard to pass up an opportunity like this". As soon as the car came to a stop, he jumped out of the vehicle, ran up to the poor critter, pulled down hid drawers and proceeded to have his way.

When he had finished, he composed himself as best he could and returned to the car. He looked over at Barack and said "ok, its your turn".

Obama squealed with delight, ran up to the fence, pulled down his pants, bent over and got his head firmly entwined in the wire. "OK, I ready for you big boy" he called back to his coworker.