I just read all 11 pages of this thread, it's really very funny. Maybe we should just call her the GOP Goddess, that way both parties will have their very own
Over-Seer.

IMO if she manages to get the GOP nod, I don't think she would be able to win. We will hear things like, "She can't even finish 4 years as a Gov." "Why did Bristle drop out of HS" "Who's paying for her clothes"and so on. Most of this will come from the Dems.
If she runs as an Independent then she will face twice as much because the GOP will be slinging their own stuff.
Her best bet is to quietly fade away.