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Originally Posted by Miranda
Well I would suppose the point of the thread was to act a little ignorant and stupid. And its accomplished that - so it gets 5 stars for staying on topic...which is nothing.
its like a big seinfeld episode.
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I'd say we've been real good at acting ignorant and stupid!
FEMALE PRAYER
Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man, who's not a creep.
One who's handsome, smart and strong.
One who loves to listen long.
One who thinks before he speaks.
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he's gainfully employed. When I spend his cash he won't be
annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door.
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh, send me a man who'll make love to my mind.
Who knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?"
I pray that this man will love me to no end, and always be my very best
friend.
Amen.
MALE PRAYER
I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a liquor
store and a bass boat.
This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit.
Amen.