
01-03-2006
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Bayou Bengal Fan
What if the hokey-pokey is all it really is about?
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Member Since: Aug 2004
Location: Louisiana
Posts: 25,432
    
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Re: Please ignore this post.
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Originally Posted by Donkey_Left
Anybody remember "my first time"? About a kids first bicycle ride, but written to make it seem like a first sexual experience?
Anybody got it handy?
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I did have the bicycle thing on my computer but I can't seem to find it now. Will this one do?
The sky was dark
The moon was high
We were alone
Just she and I
Her hair was brown
Her eyes were too
I knew just what
She wanted to do
So with my courage
I did my best
And placed my hand
Upon her breast
I trembled and shook
And felt her heart
Slowly she spread
Her legs apart
I knew she was ready
But I didn't know how
It was my first try
At milking a cow
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"Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways - Chardonnay in one hand - chocolate in the other - body thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and screaming "WOO HOO, What a Ride!"
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