Originally Posted by AmeriKen

Oh sure, you'd love that, wouldn't you? Lemme tell you, Ben, or whatever your name is, I didn't just fall off the turnip truck, nosirree. We'll get to the bottom of this thing, whatever it takes. you mark my words!

Has anyone considered this guy might be using this as some kind of code to communicate with terrorists? Or maybe aliens from another planet? Yikes!