George W. does JFK:

"There's this saying in Germany... or at least it's a saying in Texas, probably in Germany too, I am a Texan, or... uh... in Germany... Ich Bin Ein Berliner! Like they say in Texas... fool me once, shame on you, fool me in Berlin and you can't fool me again. The problem with the Germans is that they don't have a word for Berliner. That's... uh... that's why we need to make the Jelly donut higher! Make the jelly donut higher! I think it's safe to say that Saddam was not a Berliner... maybe he was from Berlin, but I don't think he was a Berliner, I think. That's why we had to invade Iraq, Saddam posed a threat to Berliners and Americans like you and me. Seldom is the question asked... is our children Berliners? God Bless y'all, God bless Berlin, God bless Texas, and God Bless America!"

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"Jesus said: I have cast fire upon the world, and behold I guard it until it is ablaze."
Gospel of Thomas