01-25-2006
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Bayou Bengal Fan
What if the hokey-pokey is all it really is about?
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Member Since: Aug 2004
Location: Louisiana
Posts: 25,432
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Re: Please ignore this post.
I haven't not ignored this thread in two weeks so I'll do it now. 
Quote:
Four guys and a woman are stuck in an elevator. While they are stuck, they
strike up a conversation.
The first guy says, I'm a Y.U.P.P.I.E , you know ; "Young, Urban,
Professional, Peaceful, Intelligent, Ecologist. "
The second guy says, I'm a D.I.N.K.Y., you know ; " Double Income, No Kids, Yet ."
The third guy says, I'm a R.U.B, you know ; " Rich, Urban, Biker "
The fourth guy says, I am a D.I.L.D.O., you know ; " Double Income, Little
Dog Owner. "
They turn to the woman and ask her, "What are you?"
She replies: I'm a WIFE, you know ; " Wash, Iron, Fuck, Etc."
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"Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways - Chardonnay in one hand - chocolate in the other - body thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and screaming "WOO HOO, What a Ride!"
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