I just read this entire thread. It was like an intellectual version of extreme sports. At least I learned where the 'I <3' signatures came from.

Now that I've been christened in the thread of ignorance, any chance I could get one for myself? I don't really care who.

So long as it's a super fine lady.

Or a super fine dude. I'm not very particular.

But no fat chicks.

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During the journey we commonly forget its goal. Almost every profession is chosen as a means to an end but continued as an end in itself. Forgetting our objectives is the most frequent act of stupidity.
-Friedrich Nietzsche, The Wanderer and his Shadow

All good socialists have villas in Southern France. That's not the point.
-Eurosocialist