When you have an "I Hate My Job Day", try this:

On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer
section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson. Be very
sure you get this brand. When you get home, lock your doors, draw the
curtains and disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed. Change into
very comfortable clothing and sit in your favourite chair, open the package
and remove the thermometer. Now, carefully place it on a table or a surface
so that it will not become chipped or broken. Now the fun part begins.

Take out the literature and read it carefully.
You will notice that in small print there is a statement, "Every rectal
thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson is personally tested".

Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times: "I am so glad I do not
work in thermometer quality control at Johnson & Johnson."

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"You know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you would do for a Klondike bar." - Unknown

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