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Originally Posted by Samantha
Things you must believe to be a Republican (Didn't know exactly where to put this)
1) Jesus loves you, and shares your hatred of homosexuals and Hillary Clinton.
2) Global warming and tobacco's link to cancer are junk science, but creationism should be taught in schools.
3) The public has a right to know about Hillary's cattle trades, but George Bush's driving record is none of our business.
4) Being a drug addict is a moral failing and a crime, unless you're a conservative radio host. Then it's an illness and you need our prayers for your recovery.
5) Steadfast support of hunters who shoot their friends and blame them for wearing orange vests similar to those worn by the quail.
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1) Proof that Republicans hate homosexuals?
2) What's wrong with teaching both evolution and creationism?
3) Hey, people like you give the Kennedy's free passes...
4) A Kennedy again. One just got out of rehab after crashing a car, right?
5) Hunting accidents happen. It's the nature of the sport.