So this Mule walks into a bar, and sits down. The bartender says "Hey, what can I get you".

To which the mule replies "..."

The bartender says "What's that? I can't hear you!"

Mule: "..."

Bartender: "Could you speak up?"

Mule, leaning over the counter: "Sorry, I'm a bit horse!"





bwahahaha.

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