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Originally Posted by Samantha
OK then, I have to tell you the one joke, in my life, I made up. I like it. But it's corny.
What did the doctor prescribe for the battered woman?
An anti-he's too mean.
LOL!!!! It might be lame, but it's the only joke I ever made that was halfway funny, and if you knew my punny friends, you would understand how I got that way.  |
Yup, it's corny.........but, hey...all jokes have to made up by somebody, right?
A friend told me the other day that he had heard there were over 2,000,000 battered women in America. He said, "There's 2 million battered women out there? Man, that really pisses me off.....I've been eating them raw all this time!"
I heard that during the clinton administration, in a meeting with the Joint Chiefs of Staff, the question was asked: "If Iraq attacks Turkey from the rear, would Greece help?" clinton said, "It does for me."