President Bush and bill clinton were getting their hair cut and shave in the same barber shop one day. As clinton's barber finished, he got a bottle of cheap cologne off the shelf and opened it. "Don't put that cheap stuff on me!" clinton exclaimed "My wife will think I've been in a whorehouse."

President Bush said, "You can go ahead and use it on me....my wife doesn't know what the inside of a whorehouse smells like."

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