George Bush has a heart attack and dies. He goes to
hell where the devil is waiting for him.
"I don't know what to do here," says the devil.
"You're on my list but I have no room for you, but you
definitely have to stay here, so I'll tell you what
I'm going to do. I've got 3 people here who weren't
quite as bad as you. I'll let one of them go, but you
have to take their place. I'll even let YOU decide who
leaves."
George thought that sounded pretty good, so he agreed.
The devil opened the first room. In it was Ted Kennedy
and a large pool of
water. He kept resurfacing over and over and over,
gasping for air. Such was his fate in hell.
"No!" George said. "I don't think so. I'm not a good
swimmer and don't think I could do that all day long."
The devil led him to the next room. In it was Tony
Blair with a sledgehammer and a room full of rocks.
All he did was swing that hammer, time after time
after time, and more rocks appeared.
"No! I've got this problem with my shoulder. I would
be in constant agony if all I could do was break rocks
all day!" commented George.
The devil opened a third door. In it, George saw Bill
Clinton lying naked on the floor with his arms staked
over his head and his legs staked in spread eagle
pose. Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky, doing what
she does best.
George Bush looked at this in disbelief for a while
and finally said,
"Yeah, I can handle this."
The devil smiled and said... "Monica, you're free to go!"