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Old 06-16-2006
ViolaLee ViolaLee is offline
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Re: Jokes

True story or not; Read and try not to laugh

A photographer for CNN was assigned to cover southern California's wildfires
last year. He wanted pictures of the heroic work the firefighters were doing
as they battled the blazes. When the photographer arrived on the scene, he realized that the smoke was so thick it would seriously impede, or even make impossible, his getting good photographs from the ground level. He requested permission from his boss to rent a plane and take photos from the air.

His request was approved and he used his cell phone to call the local
county airport to charter a flight. He was told a single engine plane would
be waiting for him at the airport.

Arriving at the airfield, he spotted a plane warming up outside a hanger.
He jumped in with his bag, slammed the door shut, and shouted,
"Let's go!"

The pilot taxied out, swung the plane into the wind and roared down the
runway. Once in the air, the photographer requested the pilot to,

"Fly over the valley and make two or three low passes so
I can take some pictures of the fires on the hillsides."

"Why?" asked the pilot.

"Because I'm a photographer for CNN," he responded.
"And, I need to get some close-up shots."

The pilot was strangely silent for a moment, finally he stammered,





"So, you're telling me you're NOT the flight instructor??!!"
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