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Old 10-10-2006
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Re: Please ignore this post.
Ummmm, wonder if this is true...

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Recently a man had to go to the hospital to have his wedding ring cut off from
his penis after his mistress found the ring in his pants pocket and got so
mad at him
she stuck it on him while he was asleep.

I don't know what's more embarrassing:
having your mistress find out you're married,
explaining to your wife how your wedding ring got on your penis,
or finding out your penis fits through your wedding ring.
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