A duck walks into a pharmacy, waddles up to the pharmascist and goes
"Got any grapes?" The pharmicist is a bit irritated by the stupidity of this grape buying duck and replies
"Sorry but no, this is a pharmacy, we dont serve grapes, theres a produce store down the street." The duck leaves.
The duck comes in the next day and waddles up to the pharmacist and says
"Got any grapes?" The pharmacist by now is angry.
"No, we do not serve grapes, I told you this yesterday please leave." The duck obliges and leaves.
The duck walks in the next day and waddles up to the pharmacist once more
"Got any grapes?" the duck says. The pharmacist is very angry at the distruption of his busy work day
"No! I TOLD YOU YESTERDAY AND THE DAY BEFORE! THIS IS A PHARMACY, WE DONT SERVE GRAPES AND IF YOU COME IN HERE ONE MORE TIME I'LL NAIL YOUR LITTLE WEBBED FEET TO THE FLOOR!"
The duck leaves.

The duck comes in the next day and stops in the doorway and asks the pharmacist,
"Got any nails?" The duck asks.
"No..." The pharmacist says slowly
"Good" The duck replies and waddles up to the pharmacist,
"Got any grapes?"


No ducks were hurt in the making of this joke.