This is not as much as a joke as a riddle.


Imagine your riding in the most amazing sports car ever. Your cruising at an easy hundred and twenty miles an hour down a mountain road. As you turn down a bend your heart jumps, the road had falled away leaving a monstrous crevice a mile straight down. Your windows cannot be broken, the gas is stuck down, the breaks dont work the keys have broken off in the ignition and the doors are irreversabily locked. What do you do?




(this is where the jeoprady theme song starts playing)




Stop imagining.