Sorry to disappoint but I haven't even pretended to believe in communism since I was in my early twenties. And even then it was only because there was this girl . . . . well, you know, those socialist babes are really hot. I would have even believed in creationism if she did.

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A nation of slaves is always prepared to applaud the clemency of their master who, in the abuse of absolute power, does not proceed to the utmost extremes of injustice and oppression.
Edward Gibbon