Global Warming enthusiasts have long-since adjusted the "theory" of global warming to fit any change of any type and of any proportion to any geographic location.

Human-induced Global warming (According to its enthisiasts) is responsible for:

1. Hot weather

2. Cold Weather

3. El Nino

4. Polar ice melts and ice calving

5. Polar icecaps getting thicker

6. Rises in ocean depth, freshwater rivers, lakes, etc

7. Receding waters to include ocean depth, freshwater rivers, lakes, etc

8. Increased solar radiation

9. Decreases in solar radiation

10. Increases in drought

11. Increases in floods

12. Increased ground temperature

13. Decreases in ground temperature

14. Increases in hurricane activity

15. Decreases in hurricane activity


and the list goes on and on.

It is a one-size-fits-all fear-instilling frenzy, and it is all due to the bad people of the world (Americans) and specifically George Bush.

/chuckle

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