Greeting Earthlings,
Yes, this may sound foreign to you. My name is Ultraman, and I have been sent here from a far away galaxy. My original flight plan did not include landing on earth, but unfortunately due to an equipment failure I landed on your planet. I am stuck here.
I wish to pass our stellar wisdom on to everyone on your planet. My mission is to bring awareness and restore harmony within this communication venue you call a thread. Yes, I have explored many of your posts. I have found that posters all have one thing in common. Their opinions mean the world to them.
I have observed that humans post their opinion and expect others to see things their way. I feel this is rubbish and have been authorized to modify my prime directive. Therefore, I vow to uncover the covered, unhinge the hinged, and unleash the leashed. I hope to restore hope to those who are unhoped. Those of you out there and you know you are, better watch out because I won't stand for it.
Ultraman has returned.
