Well, you know, this isn't a game we're playing here. The American way of life depends on the survival of morally bankrupt foreign policies... somehow. Just because we're supporting terrorists doesn't mean that we're on the wrong side, it just means they're on the right side! Because our side is the right side, and we're going to win! Go 'Merica!

I wonder if the terrorist groups are considered part of the "coalition of the willing"