The Alibi Network can discreetly send you gay porn and/or Viagra, can get you out of work and/or business meetings, or it can help you keep your husband or wife's suspicions to a minimum while you're boinking the secretary and/or interns.

You are a seriously weird man, Mr. Soch, and I admire that in a person.

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The apocalypse is coming... we're gonna need more ammo.

Sign of the times…
Have you seen the ads for Las Vegas? What happens here stays here.

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Only a liberal would know how hard it is to get a nicotine patch to stick to a monkey.

I saw this place on TV a long time ago...bad thing is - they are quite successful as I remember.

And it doesn't take a rocket scientist to understand the "For couples only" ad.

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Anyone who thinks freedom comes cheap, please put the blindfold on and stand against the wall.

Many times I believe Americans will have to take back the country and start a new government.