This is probably the most torturous statement in history, it physically twists your brain trying to make sense of it.
Quote:
Question:
"Recent polls have shown a fifth of Americans can't locate the U.S. on a world map. Why do you think this is?"
Lauren Caitlin Upton:
"I personally believe... that U.S. Americans are unable to do so... because...
"Uh... some people out there in our nation don't have maps...
"And... uh... I believe that our education, like such as in South Africa and... uh... the Iraq, everywhere, like, such as...
"And I believe that they should...
"Our education over here in the U.S. should help the U.S... uh...
"Or, should help South Africa and should help the Iraq and the Asian countries...
"So we will be able to build up our future... for our [children]."
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I think Appalachian State University in Boone, N.C. should rethink her application. What in tarnations, are they teaching "U.S. Americans" in South Carolina?
She's just set back Blondes another 1,000 years.

My daughters will now have to shake the stigma of Miss Lauren Caitlin Upton.