Bah. The rudepundit's far better at it:

The Rude Pundit

Not safe for work, BTW.

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Whan they come, Ah sall staun mah grun
Staun mah grun, an be na afraid.
Thochts ae hame tak awa mah fear
Sweat an bluid hide mah veil o tears.

Well you fellows go see this newest creation of moores then.

You can even BELEIVE it if you like.

Have fun now.

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Something wicked this way comes.

the health care system is a mess..gee wowee...whaaaat a scoop...

HOWEVER...who would rather get care somewhere else?

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"The captain has turned off the `No Dubbing' sign. You are free to speak any language you choose."

Kool. I cant wait to see the movie. Thanks for the reminder.

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Millions of uninsured and underinsured.