Thread: What’s with the plastic surgery craze?? Are these gals nuts?

Not to mention the recently discovered threat of terrorist implanted exploding boobs:

Exploding Boobs: The Next Terrorist Threat? | Mother Jones

Exploding Boobs: The Next Terrorist Threat?

"Properly inserted the implant would be virtually impossible to detect by the usual airport scanning machines. You would need to subject a suspect to a sophisticated X-ray. Given that the explosive would be inserted in a sealed plastic sachet, and would be a small amount, would make it all the more impossible to spot it with the usual body scanner."

Originally Posted by Miranda

Please, not of her. PLEASE. I'm begging.

Don't get me wrong, I'm not all about plastic surgery. I really could care less. But I'll say that it's a definite improvement on her. Why anyone would want to tap that pre-surgery is beyond me. Girl had a face like a fuckin horse.

Aside from that, her and that twat husband of hers are two of the biggest fame whoring morons on the planet. Given their history, something tells me she did this mostly for attention. I don't say this about many, but their Moms should have swallowed.

Dont hold back or anything Miranda - tell us how you REALLY feel....

Originally Posted by wrxsti

Not to mention the recently discovered threat of terrorist implanted exploding boobs:

Exploding Boobs: The Next Terrorist Threat? | Mother Jones

Exploding Boobs: The Next Terrorist Threat?

"Properly inserted the implant would be virtually impossible to detect by the usual airport scanning machines. You would need to subject a suspect to a sophisticated X-ray. Given that the explosive would be inserted in a sealed plastic sachet, and would be a small amount, would make it all the more impossible to spot it with the usual body scanner."

You can do a lot of damage with a shaped charge.

Originally Posted by wrxsti

Not to mention the recently discovered threat of terrorist implanted exploding boobs:

Exploding Boobs: The Next Terrorist Threat? | Mother Jones

Exploding Boobs: The Next Terrorist Threat?

"Properly inserted the implant would be virtually impossible to detect by the usual airport scanning machines. You would need to subject a suspect to a sophisticated X-ray. Given that the explosive would be inserted in a sealed plastic sachet, and would be a small amount, would make it all the more impossible to spot it with the usual body scanner."

So the crotch bomb was a trial run?

Originally Posted by GrayMan

Not for me. I don't even like makeup on women, 100% Natural. Am I weird?

I'm with you buddy. Some of these guys don't care if they wake up in the morning and the gal has to pop her teeth in, inflate her boobs, install her glass eye, snap on her wooden leg that is standing in the corner, position her butt implants and throw a wig on her melon....long as it's a she.....I'm not sure THAT's even mandatory since they're so unconcerned about authenticity. Guys are so easy, it's no wonder women rule the world in all the important arenas. Like I said, if you want to learn about how they feel about authenticity, try sliding a cubic zerconiam past one of them. Stand by for a lecture on "the real thing if you love me".

Originally Posted by Michael_Q

Like I said, if you want to learn about how they feel about authenticity, try sliding a cubic zerconiam past one of them. Stand by for a lecture on "the real thing if you love me".

Spoken like someone with experience in such an area...

Originally Posted by Sunshine

So the crotch bomb was a trial run?

Yea, you had to make one successful run before you could get your license.

My girlfriend has five thousand dollar boobies. I love them. I'll take 'em anyway they come.

Thanks for the magazine scan. I'm gonna use it as a shopping list to improve my looks. No better way to spend thousands of dollars. If I don't get at least one "I'd hit it" after I'm done I demand my money back. Hope there will be a refund.

Originally Posted by dorian

Thanks for the magazine scan. I'm gonna use it as a shopping list to improve my looks. No better way to spend thousands of dollars. If I don't get at least one "I'd hit it" after I'm done I demand my money back. Hope there will be a refund.

Sounds corny in this day and age, but a person whose beautiful on the inside and is confident has it all over the "after market raiders" and their bolt ons. Some one who'd just "hit it", is that what you're really looking for?

Originally Posted by Michael_Q

Sounds corny in this day and age, but a person whose beautiful on the inside and is confident has it all over the "after market raiders" and their bolt ons. Some one who'd just "hit it", is that what you're really looking for?

My whole post was tongue-in-cheek. I want someone who likes me just the way I am with all my flaws and weaknesses. And if that person happens to also like the way I look it's great. Let's face it, if you really love someone it's because you like the whole package and not just the wrapping. There's a difference between just wanting to have sex with someone and actually being with someone.

Originally Posted by dorian

My whole post was tongue-in-cheek. I want someone who likes me just the way I am with all my flaws and weaknesses. And if that person happens to also like the way I look it's great. Let's face it, if you really love someone it's because you like the whole package and not just the wrapping. There's a difference between just wanting to have sex with someone and actually being with someone.

Your response restores my faith in my fellow man and woman. Great attitude and I agree completely. Substance is always so much more important than superficial characteristics, especially when the superficiality comes off of a shelf.

Originally Posted by lutherf

This leads me to believe that I should recognize the woman in the "fake boobs" photo. Maybe I'm just WAY out of the loop but I have no idea who she is.

Me neither. Guess I need to watch more TMZ.

Originally Posted by lutherf

At least warn people that the images at the link may cause blindness.

You should really cut that out. It could lead to hairy palms, too.