Thread: What’s with the plastic surgery craze?? Are these gals nuts?

Originally Posted by pramjockey

There is actually a surgery for lengthening the penis - it cuts some tendons that hold the penis back, you'll get an inch or so of length, but it won't point up when erect any more, just straight out. They've also done some experimentation with implanting fat under the skin to increase girth, but apparently that isn't as successful - the fat will bunch up, and apparently knobby dicks aren't what girls like.

Sounds like the lad has done his homework!! The big question is WHY?

Originally Posted by Cari

You can be so obtuse sometimes. You have seen real breasts, you have seen fake breasts (I'm giving you the benefit of the doubt), you can say with certainty which you prefer. I've never seen an artificially enhanced penis. While I might assume I'd prefer the guy with a natural penis, I can't really say with any degree of certainty BECAUSE I'VE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING BESIDES A COMPLETELY NATURAL PENIS.

But how would you KNOW? I mean, consider the consistenc - I'll stop now. (Sorry, I couldn't resist.)

There was a documentary on it on Irish TV a few years back. It looked like... a really scary big penis attached to a guy with a blurred face. I'm trying to google it but my server keeps blocking it and the other people in the library are giving me odd looks.

Originally Posted by Michael_Q

Sounds like the lad has done his homework!! The big question is WHY?

I read some articles about it a while ago - having worked in medicine I read just about anything I could get my hands on in regards to the field.

Oh, wait, you're trying to say something about the size of my penis.

/shrugs

Eh, I'm married. It is what it is. I gave up caring whether my dick was bigger or smaller than anyone else's a long time ago.

Originally Posted by Michael_Q

How'd you discover THAT??? This thread is definitely heading in a southerly direction.

that there are pills that make your dick bigger, or that typing "i want a bigger dick" into google would come up with strange results?


for the first) have you never watched tv? Enzyte ring a bell? what about maxoderm? you know the commercial with the guy that doesn't stop smiling and all the ridiculous innuendo? or the one where all the women are raving about how their man is hung like a moose now? sheesh man where you been, hiding in a cave somewhere?

as to the second) being very familiar with google, i realize that if I type a certain phrase into the search function then press enter, google will check the internet for matching or similar phrases, often bringing up pictures as well. "dick" is a term for the male sex organ, or penis. typing this into the search function would in all liklihood bring up a large number of pages about the penis, probably most containing pictures. Were you not familiar with how google functions? or did you just ask a retarded question?:rolleyes:

Originally Posted by reality

well, it might be because we've got pills that serve a similar function.

Go to google and type in i want a bigger dick. be prepared for you eyes to be assaulted.

I have never considered ever typing that into Google.

Then again, I'm a remarkably blessed man...

TMI, Steve. T.M.I.

Originally Posted by Miranda

TMI, Steve. T.M.I.

Don't hate me because I'm beautiful...

Originally Posted by Steve

I have never considered ever typing that into Google.

Then again, I'm a remarkably blessed man...

aha its a dick joke. is very funny.

Originally Posted by pramjockey

I read some articles about it a while ago - having worked in medicine I read just about anything I could get my hands on in regards to the field.

Oh, wait, you're trying to say something about the size of my penis.

/shrugs

Eh, I'm married. It is what it is. I gave up caring whether my dick was bigger or smaller than anyone else's a long time ago.

I was just kidding you...no offense meant.

Sorry, it's been a really bad couple weeks at work - the stress is bleeding over and my humor detector is a bit off..

No hard feelings.


(unless you swing that way of course)

Originally Posted by pramjockey

Sorry, it's been a really bad couple weeks at work - the stress is bleeding over and my humor detector is a bit off..
No hard feelings.

As we both know, I have my cranky moments as well. This thread really hits my funny bone (no pun intended)!

Originally Posted by pramjockey

Sorry, it's been a really bad couple weeks at work - the stress is bleeding over and my humor detector is a bit off..

No hard feelings.


(unless you swing that way of course)

Was that pun intended?

Originally Posted by Steve

Don't hate me because I'm beautiful...

Blessed AND beautiful?

Sure...I won't hate you.