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Given the sexual phenominon of your avatars (as opposed to mine haha) i think there was once the theory floating around of do we let "Speakeasy marry his profile pictures"...never went anywhere though.
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Well, as long as it doesn't push kids into becoming puppets, I think it will be managable.Originally Posted by wrxsti
Of course. And Bert and Ernie are both 40+ years old.
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Given the sexual phenominon of your avatars (as opposed to mine haha) i think there was once the theory floating around of do we let "Speakeasy marry his profile pictures"...never went anywhere though.
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I think you're projecting, Traveler...
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Possibly...but i am already married, so my life is already ruined, so to speak. (Haha, just kidding...) But if you were eager to do so, i would find some person somewhere who would marry you and the Gremlin together.
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Puppet/human marriage?! That's just sick!
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See that was my next point - give me one single reason why humans and puppets shouldn't have the right to express their love if they don't harm anyone else? (Sorry i'm kind of lucidly trying to fit into this role of making arguments in favor of gay marriage, and see if they fit in round holes). You play the role of Thane.
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You can call a puppet a banana, but that doesn't change the fact that it's a puppet.
You can call a human a go-cart, but that doesn't change the fact that it's human.
You can call the sick perversion of human/puppet love a "marriage" but that doesn't change the fact that it's still a sick perversion.
Puppets are unnatural and therefor, human/puppet marriage goes against nature.
This nation is sick and I only hope we realize it before it's too late.
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I was just gonna copy and paste a bunch of answers but apparently nobody ever answered him on that! I'll give it a shot...
*cough*
Well clearly anybody who looks at this with a scientific mind knows that bananas can clearly evolve into go-carts, then subsequently into puppets. Intelligent design and creationism is what leads to the idea hat 3 go-carts, 2 men, a puppet and his goat can't all be wed together and have equal tax rights to visit their dying spouse in hospital as hetrosexuals. (I don't think i'm very good at this...) That sort of religious dogma has no place in government, the first ammendment dictates that Con...yadda yadda...and that stops the Government from using creationism as a justification to prohibit inter-species marriages.
*Coughs again*
Your turn.
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President
No sicker than thinking that two men or two women can "get married."
Someone was talking about bananas, maybe I'll marry my banana and then eat my wife ... sounds kinda kinky... kinda turns me on.
Joint Chiefs of Staff Member
Cunnigulus? Isn't that just another form of sodomy? If nothing else, it does fall under the category of non-procreative sex, and is therefore hedonistic and evil.
Secretary of Defense
Yes, I was talking about banana.
Banana are generally used to teach people how to use a condom properly.
If that sounds strange to you. . .you might need a refresher!
Joint Chiefs of Staff Member
A banana? That's ridiculous. An okra or jalepeno pepper would be much more appropriate.
President
Are you, ... you ... you aren't suggesting ... you aren't suggesting that I have a small p ... p .... p .... that thing, that thing between my ... between my legs.
You know the thing
You aren't suggesting that my thing is inadequate are you ?
President
Originally Posted by Sadanie
Yes, I was talking about banana.
Banana are generally used to teach people how to use a condom properly.
If that sounds strange to you. . .you might need a refresher!
No, I just wanted to marry a banana so I could eat my wife
I could get married every day and eat my wife every day. What a perfect arrangement eh ?
Joint Chiefs of Staff Member
Oh come now Captain, I would never dream of insulting a fellow poster, nor making any speculation on the adequecy of their fruits and vegetables. The only jalpeno I am used to dealing with is my own.Are you, ... you ... you aren't suggesting ... you aren't suggesting that I have a small p ... p .... p .... that thing, that thing between my ... between my legs.
You know the thing
You aren't suggesting that my thing is inadequate are you ?
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