Thread: Are conservatives becoming dangerous again?

Originally Posted by bg85

At the beginning of this decade, conservatives were wiretapping our phones and torturing our citizens. They even tried to take away a woman's rights over her own body and waged a culture war on homosexuals or anyone deemed by them to be "undesirables." Why, just the other day I was driving around in my Prius with a "COEXIST" bumper sticker on the back of it and I was berated in the parking lot by a crazy conservative who started calling me commie-this, pinko-that, muslim-sympathizer-this, fruitcake-that. It seems as though with their new majority in the House, conservatives are becoming emboldened again. The real question may be, however, when did conservatives ever STOP being dangerous

Hey!...you plagerized that last line from me! Dangerous lib stealing my thoughts!

and furthermore, conservatives are now threatening the English language itself with their constant misspellings. when will it end?

A Prius with a COEXIST bumper sticker? I looked at those cars but there was no good place to put a rifle rack. The bumper sticker thing just confuses me since it's only the Muslims that are having a hard time playing nice with "infidels" and atheists who all seem to be scared to death that someone's going to jump out of the bushes and baptize them. Everyone else seems to be getting along just fine.

Originally Posted by bg85

and furthermore, conservatives are now threatening the English language itself with their constant misspellings. when will it end?

That's only the half of it. I plan to take out "ch" and just have "c". There is a lot of unessessary letters and letter combinations that libs won't ever cut.

And what kinda dude drives a prius???? Man card, now!

Originally Posted by fishjoel

Hey!...you plagerized that last line from me! Dangerous lib stealing my thoughts!

Cut him some slack... it's not like he has any thoughts of his own.

Originally Posted by tsquare

Cut him some slack... it's not like he has any thoughts of his own.

He could have at least looked that the list that the ACLU gave him for ones that weren't commonly used instead of taking mine!

Originally Posted by fishjoel

He could have at least looked that the list that the ACLU gave him for ones that weren't commonly used instead of taking mine!

True... but with Obama out of the country (again) the talking points are running slow...

look, all i know is that these conservatives are beginning to run willy nilly all over the country again, and if we don't do something about it, our once great nation will continue to decline. i mean, just look at this!

Originally Posted by bg85

look, all i know is that these conservatives are beginning to run willy nilly all over the country again, and if we don't do something about it, our once great nation will continue to decline. i mean, just look at this!

So you don't eat pussy?

Everyone knows that it's the hawkish liberals who tend to be in favor of wars, while those pussy conservatives cower in the corner.

Originally Posted by lutherf

So you don't eat pussy?

not if it's conservative, no. that would be dangerous.

Originally Posted by bg85

not if it's conservative, no. that would be dangerous.

The good stuff always is!!