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Reply With QuoteTampa airport was shut down to repaint the N marker on the runway, since N was not where it used to be anymore.Originally Posted by Freedumbrang
(N = North)
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Seems the internet buzz on this, via googling both, are a magnetic shift issue happening on the Globe, north pole shift effect, maybe even from sun activity or other...might be a 70,000 year event even (perhaps??). The airport was supposedly effected and they grounded planes for awhile is what I believe was the story. Maybe it will make the news nationally soon as to the causes.
Vice President
Tampa airport was shut down to repaint the N marker on the runway, since N was not where it used to be anymore.
(N = North)
"There is no gain in arguing with a poo flinging monkey. While his
gibbering and raucous cries of victory may seem obnoxious in your ears
as you walk away, he will soon be quietly sitting behind his bars again
and licking his own feces off his fingers as you carry on with your day."
Moderator
TIN FOIL!
Gonna need more tin foil over here!
Vice President
Why? Because the North Pole is moving 40 miles per year? How do we blame Obama for that?
"There is no gain in arguing with a poo flinging monkey. While his
gibbering and raucous cries of victory may seem obnoxious in your ears
as you walk away, he will soon be quietly sitting behind his bars again
and licking his own feces off his fingers as you carry on with your day."
Vice President
North Magnetic Pole Moving Due to Core Flux
The pole is moving towards Russia and away from Canada. I believe we can assume that this is a plot by the Russian Mafia, and once the pole is in Russia we will be getting ransom demands.
"There is no gain in arguing with a poo flinging monkey. While his
gibbering and raucous cries of victory may seem obnoxious in your ears
as you walk away, he will soon be quietly sitting behind his bars again
and licking his own feces off his fingers as you carry on with your day."
President
Fucking Russians. Always up to something.
Vice President
"Pole, hey, anyou guys seen a pole???....nope...nobody here.....I dunno...maybe if there was like....you know....a reward???
President
Oh come on. Y'all know those pore l'il ole birds died from bein' skeerd o' the fireworks!
Or Avian flu.
Or Hanta virus.
Or Ebola virus.
Vice President
Never trust a Mayan to do your math homework.
President
2012 is the year our animals are supposed to turn on us. Then, there is MY cat, who is an equal opportunity biter.
Joint Chiefs of Staff Member
So is the ridicule here about the magnetic poles shifting, or that that is a cause of some wildlife disruption, or what? This shift is actually happening. Odd tone to many of these posts. It's unfortunate that this ridicule isn't more properly aimed at "global warming".
"The problem with socialism is that you eventually run out of other people's money." - Margaret Thatcher
Secretary of State
Don't forget it has to be grounded.
ONLY A LIBERAL WOULD KNOW HOW TO PUT A NICOTINE PATCH ON A MONKEY
Secretary of Defense
they had to shift 3 degrees for magnetic location finders could be more accurate that are used for navigation.
to live is to suffer-Fritz lang
Vice President
So now even ridicule of odd events has to be right wing???
...ok, they all died of heat exhaustion
....and #3 of Letteman's "Things heard at the opening of the 112th Congress" was "I wonder how we can blame the dead birds on Obama..." (for real)
Vice President
Nooo....DON"T ground it, you fool. That gives the MIB a direct link back to the NSA. The Black Helicopters home right in.Don't forget it has to be grounded.
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